The Beastie Wild Things are cunning. Do not be fooled: they know how to wrap you around their paws.
"I'm so cute, and I'm all alone on the futon. You know you want to come over here and hug me."
"Puuuhleeeease..... I don't want to be here all by myself! It makes me anxious."
"You can't resist. I'm too fuzzy and adorable. See?"
Alright, I give in.
Little Red Beastie wins (but everyone wins when a snuggly dog is involved).